AUNTYGIRI

If you are over 21 years of age(25 for guys),single and happen to attend any family/social gathering,you are subjected to what is called AUNTYGIRI.

AUNTYGIRI is the question-answer,gossip,information relay and conclusion assumption system carried out by our dear auntys who are more often than not "good friends" of ur mothers',2nd,3rd,4th and so on upto nth cousins of ur parents and the helpful and caring(read snoopy) neighbours.

Actually,AUNTYGIRI exists at every phase of life.It probably starts from the sack race days in school and goes on for the rest of your life.It is an intermittent phenomenon that is very severe during festivals,board exams,entrance exams and campus placements but reaches its peak during the marriage season.The auntys cannot tolerate the single status and try their best either to talk your parents into getting you married or try to find the "reasons" behind you being single.

One aunty recently told me that "no matter how many degrees you have,you will end up cleaning soiled diapers,so why don't you just get married"

A TYPICAL AUNTY CONCLUSION
Aunty One:Do u know,that she is 24 and her parents have no intentions of getting her married.

Aunty Two:They must be trying,but are not revealing it.

Aunty One: But why? Do you think she had an affair?

Aunty Two: Maybe,she looks like she is that type(i seriously don't understand how u can "look" like that!).

YET ANOTHER ONE
Aunty One: Have u seen Mrs.Xs daughter in Mrs.Ys party yesterday

Aunty Two:I missed the party at Mrs.Ys place(poor thing the newly bought diamond earrings went unflaunted).But y do u ask?

Aunty One:She is dark and also a bit fat.I am sure she weighs more than my daughter and doesn't look half as good

Aunty Two: Maybe thats y she is not married in spite of being 24

THE AUNTY HALL OF FAME
All the K serial women are born auntys
All the PVCs of la la land are auntys in the making(refer to PVC in my blog)

THE BEST AUNTY SO FAR
I don't think anyone can beat Nadira Babbar as Aishwarya Rai's mother in Bride and Prejudice